Okay. I’m working on this funky project thing that is going to remain shrouded in semi-secret for a bit here. However, in the creation of this semi-secret project I need some help from you, the smartest, most best Westernerds ever.
What I need is a great gob of Westerberg/’Mats one-liners. You know the lyrics that really kicked you in the teeth/ass/heart. Let me hear ’em.
Trick is they need to be short, short, short 10-12 words max. The shorter the better.
Some of the ones I came up with on my own:
I will dare.
I hate music
(shut up, they do go beyond song titles, okay)
Playing makeup, wearing guitar
Wild & Lethal
My heart could use some glasses
Got it? Get to it. I need between 50-75 of these short little quips.