Things I am way more bored of than edukation

First of all, if you haven’t heard there’s a new song available on Amazon.com for 99 cents. It’s called Bored of Edukation. Go get it while the gettin’s good. Because if Mercury suddenly goes retrograde and it gets pulled I don’t want a buncha crybabies e-mailing me about how they missed it and ohnowhatamIgonnadoIjustmightdie. Just kidding, you crybabies can e-mail me anytime you want. I love you.

1. Wall Street doom and gloom
2. Sarah Palin
3. Job hunting
4. The song “Bored of Edukation”
5. All 9,069 songs on my iPod
6. September
7. These pants
8. Your pants
9. Turkey burgers and salads
10. Free Credit Report dot com commercials
11. Chain Factor
12. Daytime TV
13. My eyebrows
14. Having to go back and purposely misspell education every time I type it

Things I am not bored with at all:
1. You
2. Paul Westerberg.net, a Bad Idea Whose Time Has Come
3. Not being Paul Westerberg
4. Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue

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8 Comments

  1. dalesmithtx 15.Sep.08 at 12:55 pm

    “9. Turkey burgers and salads”

    Does that mean you hate a) turkey salads as well as turkey burgers, or b) any sort of salad as long as it accompanies a turkey burger?

  2. Jodi 15.Sep.08 at 12:59 pm

    Oh, good question. I was unclear. For the record I love Turkey Burgers and all kinds of salads. I love them so much that I ate them just about every night for dinner for the last, eight days. Hence my boredom.

  3. Some Guy 15.Sep.08 at 1:15 pm

    Putting A-5 and B-4 together would imply that you don’t currently have “Home Sweet Home” among the 9,069 songs on your iPod. By simply copying over a few megabytes of encoded audio you could cross #5 off your list.

    I would also venture to guess that if you eliminated #12, #10 would go away, and so would at least a little bit of #1 and #2.

  4. dalesmithtx 15.Sep.08 at 1:16 pm

    Thanks for the clarity. So noted.

  5. Jodi 15.Sep.08 at 1:17 pm

    You guys are so smart! I am going to bring all my problems here.

  6. funoka 16.Sep.08 at 3:43 pm

    I am bored with Pasta — and this single is OK, but pales compared to 49:00

  7. Phil 17.Sep.08 at 6:54 am

    My pants are totally going to kick your pants’ ass for that!!!

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