Stocks Rolling Down My Sleeve

 

REUTERS – After noting that Paul Westerberg’s CD sales have increased as the stock market plummets, Walmart has announced that they will now be offering a 15% discount on any in-stock ten-speed with the purchase of Folker, Open Season, or Suicane Gratification.

Westerberg’s spokesman declined to comment.

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4 Comments

  1. steve dunn 12.Oct.08 at 12:22 am

    thanks for the discount on the ten speed, but what can I get if I try to buy a used 12 inch LP of Tim from the local Goodwill?

  2. Jake 12.Oct.08 at 11:01 am

    That is quite possibly the weirdest thing i have heard….

  3. jay 12.Oct.08 at 1:17 pm

    jodis smoking Sunday weed

  4. Jodi 12.Oct.08 at 8:56 pm

    That wasn’t me! That was Prozach.