Comments on: You know what we need?

By: scooteristerrific

scooteristerrific — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:25:17 +0000

i need to come here more often.

By: jay

jay — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:25:26 +0000

“If carrorts were like alcohol, rabbits would be fucked up.”
Viva la Mitch.

By: Jimdracula

Jimdracula — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:50:52 +0000

aw, you just warmed my black heart with the late, great Mpls son Mitch Hedberg, who once remarked “I’ll never be a household name since most of my fans live in apts.”

Catch you on the flip side, Mitch.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:25:46 +0000

“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. ‘What’s a giraffe taste like?’ ‘A hippopotamus! I had ’em back-to-back!'”
-Mitch Hedberg

By: Jimdracula

Jimdracula — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:16:21 +0000

President Westerberg names Burt Reynolds Goodwill Ambassador; appoints Axl Rose Deputy Director of Homeland Douchebaggery.

By: Randall "Tex" Cobb

Randall "Tex" Cobb — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:39:24 +0000

Why did the farmer start listening to punk rock music? Because he was sick and tired of Hall and Oates.

By: blasty

blasty — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:35:26 +0000

Animal crackers are a cookie that are trying to get a free ride on the cracker train.

We’re on to you, animal crackers.

By: Jodi

Jodi — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:24:40 +0000

The irony of it is, I don’t even like fish.

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:23:57 +0000

Ya. I have some here, and they have characters out of them now. Like little cute goldfish cartoon fish. It’s so sad. Because I eat them by the dozens. poor little bastards.

By: Jodi

Jodi — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:21:00 +0000

According to the milk-carton-shaped gallon-sized container in my pantry they are. I always feel guilty for eating the ones with the smiles.