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THANKS FOR CALLING!!
LAST NIGHT TOM BRADY MET A HOT MINNEAPOLIS BARTENDER,IMPREGNATED HER, AND LEFT THIS MORNING AFTER TELLING HER “SEE YA – AND I WOULDN’T WANNA BE YA!”
I PREDICT THAT THIS WON’T BOTHER HIM IN THE LEAST, HE’LL GO 22 FOR 28, AND THE PATS WILL COMPLETE THE FIRST 19-0 SEASON WITH GRATOUITOUS SPYING.
CALL MONDAY FOR MY SUREFIRE PICK ON GEORGETOWN vs VILLANOVA!
