- I am not Paul Westerberg
- I am not affiliated with Paul Westerberg
- That dress looks great on you
- When you use the contact button in the upper left, you are just e-mailing me, Jodi, Queen of the Underground
- I do, however, love to hear how Westerberg’s music makes you happy
- But I can’t get your guitar autographed
- You should still use the contact button, because I dig getting e-mail from y’all
- I could use some breathing room
- But I’m still in love with you
Only Paul Westerberg would deny being Paul Westerberg.
I’m on to you, “Queen”.
BTW, can you autograph my guitar?
I got your autograph right here, Blasty if that is your real name. How do we know you aren’t Paul?
What kinda creepy-ass emails you getting lol?
Would the real Paul do this:
Ok, just realized that you can’t see what I’m doing, but suffice it to say, the real Paul wouldn’t do it.
Now, I’m off to find some hot, soapy water and a mop. And some pretzels.
“I packed my bling today.”